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GRAEME'S FAVOURITES
Chocolate Truffle
Ahh, the chocolate truffle,
where do I begin? Let's just say, when I take that first bite,
it feels like I have just watched my first child finally perfect
the art of bicycle riding. Almost as if I have just won a
part in a new Star Wars film. The sensual chocolate melting
on the inside of your mouth, the crunchy little chocolate hundreds
and thousands and the elegant sultanas, so smooth and soft.
To be honest, if you don't buy this product, your life is incomplete.
Apple & Custard
Danish
Now this is the pastry
you need to make all of your friends jealous. The beautiful
blend of chopped apples and custard, centred between elegant pastry,
topped with icing. If you have one of these bad boys, your
friends will see you with it and be like "dude, where'd you
get that AWESOME pastry" and you will just point and laugh
in their faces cause they are so uncool. Buy this pastry now
and be the coolest kid in town!
Haggis Pie
It's Scottish, it's delicious,
it's got neeps and tatties, it makes you feel superior to others
and makes you want to dance with a goat, it's the HAGGIS PIE!
The only pie to combine three parts of a meal in one PIE!
Buy it NOW! Only at Campbell's Bakery. Each sold separately,
batteries not included.
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